Eiruv Rav Falsely Attributes Our Page to Someone on Facebook
LostMessiah, March 30, 2016
The fact that we find it completely ridiculous that toilet paper should be kosher seems to have really and truly irked someone over there. So much so, that they have decided that, if we don’t know about kosher toilet paper (or rather don’t support the fleecing of people who are already living below the poverty line), than we can’t be Jewish. We beg to differ.
We simply don’t hold to the same un-Torah-like convictions they do. Unlike those who go to repent on Yom Kippur so they can rape and pillage every other day of the year, we simply see things differently.
And the toilet paper issue…. We stand by the position that kosher toilet paper is a scam to make the rabbis and kosher certification industry very rich.
We think that the only thing that makes the toilet paper kosher is that it is pre-cut so that on Shabbat, there is no need to rip something. In other words, it’s a marketing scheme.
But we posted an advertisement below in case you don’t agree and need to purchase some.
Here’s a little bathroom humor for you:
A quote from JEWCY.com, Kosher Toilet Paper??? by Hershy Fried/December 26, 2008
Like many of you, I thought this was a joke, unfortunately it is not. It seems that there is a whole economy based on the ridiculous modern day stringencies posed by Rabbinical authorities who in my view should be more worried about mikvah molestation scandals then whether or not someone wipes their ass with toilet paper or tissues on shabbat. The website hawking this product is a piece of work, it is reminiscent of latenight infomercials that try and convince you why you should purchase the Time Life best of hair metal 60 CD set. Marketing ploys like claiming how ass wiping never felt so kosher and product testers claims of how people will break shabbos if not for such a product, are abundant on the website selling shabbos bathroom tissue
www.frumsatire.net , Shabbos-toilet paper.